January 2011
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Reeeeeealllly wanted "Easy A" to be funnier.
but, what can I expect. At least whatshername was good.
Watching "Easy A"
Dad is like
I am like
Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard when the lights are against...
– Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
reblog if you have no plans for new years
December 2010
Barry, there is no hell. There is only France.
– Frank Zappa, You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore
Shape relief
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Let's Be Sea Monsters: If you drink and drive, I... →
lostmustard:
Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member. From 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/Day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please re-post this if you…
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
justyvonne:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
My new years resolution
sofapizza:
iamnotyourboyfriend:
will be 1280x720.
NERD JOKE FTW!!
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I thought I had a really bad neck pain
but it was just my headband being all whatthehell with me.
Tumblr is liking things for me that I didn't...
Wake up after five hours of sleep
Dad: So, that’s why I don’t buy those cereals like Capn’ Crunch. You eat it all.
Me:
How i always think i'll spend my new years:
saycheeseee-:
ilaaavyou:
How i’ll ACTUALLY spend it :
LMAO.
There is a show on VH1 about the 90s SNL.
For you guys who think SNL is funny now, you don’t. know. shit.
You know the reason that some women scream...
Well, it’s because there was a time growing up where someone told her a genuine compliment and took it back saying it was a joke.
Johnathan Foster's "killer" in police custody →
Johnathan, a sweet little 12 year old Houstonian boy, went missing on Christmas Eve. Three days later the police finally issued a fucking Amber Alert. On Tuesday his body was found, burned almost beyond recognition. Mona Nelson, a reported predator, has been arrested with the charges of killing him. She is also believed to be connected with other predatory acts against children. She is denying the...